if you know me im sorry

bombing:

what is it with toddlers and personal space? if this little bald asshole touches my knee one more time i’m launching him across the parking lot

connorkawaii:

do you ever get friendlust. like. you just see someone and you’re like. man. i have such a friendcrush on you. i wanna be ur friend so bad. i wanna be more than a friend. i wanna be a BEST friend u hear me. ur so cool. i admire u a lot and ur so funny. plz b my bffl. i will treat u right. let me be ur drake-friend. no other friend will treat u like i would

maddieboo117 😏😏😏
Reblog if you’re a feminist, support feminism, or are REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT PEOPLE BEING TREATED RIGHT.
Never trust a motherfucker who eats peeps or candy corn

rudegyalchina:

They don’t give a fuck about life …. They don’t even give a fuck about their stomachs .

Please reblog if you wouldn’t act differently around a friend if they came out as bisexual, gay or lesbian.
me: wow that person over there is really hot
hot person: is that a potato staring at me
Find a place inside where there’s joy, and the joy will burn out the pain.
Joseph Campbell (via karmasama-com)